Kevin the Sea Cucumber: Punch yourself in the face.

Kevin the Sea Cucumber: Go jump off a building.

SpongeBob: No, no! I’ll do anything you want! Larry the Lobster: Please do not land flying ice cream trucks on the bathers. SpongeBob SquarePants: … a flying ice cream truck. SpongeBob SquarePants: I’m every bit as good as Larry, and if I’m not, then may I be struck by…

Spongebob: Quick, Patrick, without thinking: if you could have anything right now, what would it be? Patrick: Um… more time for thinking. Painting, Kids: Ready? SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePannnnnts! Painting: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! Painting: If nautical nonsense be somethin’ you wish. Painting: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he! Painting, Kids: Ohhhh… Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? YouTube Compilation Videoĭo you wanna be excused for the rest of your life like Spongebob? Share this pic on Pinterest if you do. If you enjoyed these clean Spongebob roasts, you’ll also enjoy this list of really funny comebacks, insults, and burns. Spongebob: You shouldn’t talk about Squidward like that. Krabs: Take that filthy pile of trash with you. Plankton: Someone should put you in a box floating down a river, grandma! Grandma: Hey, you can’t talk to my grandson like that! Someone outta put you in a mental hospital! Plankton: I think it’s time for you to lose some weight, fatty! That’s what is! Plankton: I’m Plankton, you old hag! Your son smells like boogers.ĭad: You can’t talk to my wife that way! What do you think this is?! Spongebob: Gee Patrick, it seems you would care a lot about stupid stars considering you ARE one! Spongebob: Gee Squidward, maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said. Squidward: Can’t you say anything else but no?Ĭamera shows an army of small, green plankton surrounding the Krusty Krab. Squidward: Could I have something to eat? Squidward: To be as far away as possible from you. Spongebob: What’s the first thing you’re gonna wish for?

Spongebob belongs in the trash